The Tinkerbell Twins

The Tinkerbell Twins

By Loulou Voo

The Tinkerbell Twins [boyxboy oneshot]

 

Summary: Brad and Alex have an interesting encounter with glitter…

Genre: Comedy, Mature, Yaoi

This is original fiction

Status: Complete

Last updated: 4/24/2013

 

Alex’s POV

“So you’re tryna tell me that boobs do nothing for you?! Like not even a tingle!”

“Yup”

“You’re weird man, like are you even human?”

“Uh… you’re a moron you know that right”

“Am not! Just tryna understand you is all…”

“Then understand this, I’m gay stupid.”

“Yeah I know but you must have been straight once!”

“Craig, just please shut up your hurting my brain and probably yours too”

He slumped in defeat against the wall, and I sighed in relief he seriously makes my head hurt…

How’d we become friends again??

“S’up”

Ah yes, Brad.

He’s the reason why I put up with this idiot. Cool, calm and charming Brad…

“Brad! Glad your here mate, can you please tell Alex ere boobs are awesome”

Brad raised an eyebrow at Craig like he’d lost his mind, which I was seriously considering he had before his eyes locked with mine for a minute

“Nah,” he said coolly taking a banana out his schoolbag and began peeling it

Craig looked gobsmacked for a moment his mouth hanging wide open “close your mouth idiot before you eat a fly” I told him boredom evident in my tone

He quickly snapped out of it then, shaking his head in disbelief “seriously?! You too dude? What’s with the guys in this social group being team dick? What’s wrong with team boob?!”

“The simple fact that you’re in it,” Brad side commented his gaze lazily staring out the window while he took a bite of his banana…

Man how I wished that banana was something else, I would totally let him devour me with that mouth of this…

“You guys suck!” Craig whined

“Don’t remind me” Brad snickered

Causing me to blush and choke on my laughter as Craig muttered to himself about finding some real guy friends which made me want to laugh harder in retro spec Craig was lucky enough to have us; all the other guys in school didn’t like Craig due to the fact that he didn’t think before he spoke and is dumber than your average 2B pencil.

Obviously having enough of us Craig stormed off in some random direction flipping me and Brad off before heading into the cafeteria, I couldn’t help it as soon as he left I erupted into a fit of giggles.

“You really shouldn’t tease him like that” a voice from behind us scolded

Turning round I spotted Cheryl, Craig’s girlfriend. Great.

Brad shrugged “not my fault if he doesn’t understand what gay means”

Cheryl made a sound of irritation “he does so know what it means!”

Aw young love, she was the only person who defended Craig’s stupidity, well when it wasn’t aimed at her that is, cause that’s when she got vicious and treated him like her bitch… it’s quite funny actually and sadly true, Craig was owned.

“Sure he does” Brad nodded absentmindedly ignoring Cheryl’s protests and got out another banana, damn that boy sure does like his bananas.

“Urgh! You’re so full of it Brad!” Cheryl yelled and before I knew what was happening she dumped a pot of glitter she was currently holding over his head.

“Cheryl!” I squeaked in astonishment

But she only smirked at a now sparkling Brad who looked pissed, “aw shame that glitter was for the arts and crafts session but I think they’ll understand it disappearing, don’t you think Alex?”

I said nothing, just opened and closed my mouth silently waiting for Brads reaction

He shook his hair and glitter fell from it like a waterfall, “Cheryl. I’d start running. Like now.” He growled

Cheryl only smiled wider “Bye Alex, bye Tinkerbell”

Brad growled under his breath at her but she was already walking away snickering.

Cheryl you bitch.

And you had to love her for it.

Looking back at Brad, who still seemed pissed was shaking like a leaf to get the glitter off but no matter how much he shaked his ass that glitter wasn’t ditching his smoking hot body anytime soon.

“Urgh Cheryl I flipping hate you, look at me I’m a fairy! I mean I know I’m gay but this is a joke!”

“Aw come on Tinkerbell let’s get you cleaned up before you fly away”

“I’m not a fairy; but that being put aside the bitch glittered up my banana I can’t eat it now!”

I laughed at his sadden face over his banana, that boy had a serious addiction to them I don’t think it’s healthy…

“Oh you find this funny, huh?”

“A little…”

“Wrong answer”

“Huh?” I reacted to slow, because before I knew it Brad was engulfing me in a hug and rubbing his glitter invested body all over me.

“Brad! You big oaf, get off me!” I yelled struggling to get out of his hold

“NEVER!” he declared, laughing like a manic shaking his head so glitter landed on my shoulders, remember what I said about him being cool, calm and charming… forget it.

Urgh! I struggled for a good while till I realized it was hopeless, hmm… I’m going to have to change my tactics, without further thought I leaned down towards Brad’s neck and bit him.

Hard.

He jumped off me faster than Bolt his hand clutching his neck, covering the mark I’m sure I left.

“Dude! What the hell, you do that for?!”

I shrugged brushing the glitter off my shoulders but it was no use we were both clearly relatives of Tinkerbell now.

“You wouldn’t get off me, so I bit you, simples”

Brad continued to grumble under his breath his hand still rubbing at his neck.

I laughed, he turned to scowl at me which only had me laughing harder he looked like he was about to pounce on me again till I held my hand up in front of his face

“Stop! Do you really want me to bite you again??”

He smirked, “I dunno depends where you bite”

I sighed and smacked the back of his head with my hand “bad dog!”

“Ow! Damn it Alex!”

“Now come on, let’s get out of here this glitter is getting on my nerves”

Deciding against saying anything Brad followed behind quietly heading towards the car park, we stared at the rows and upon rows of cars in silence for a while before I chose to break it.

“Well… as fun as it is just standing here molting glitter you kinda have to tell me where your car is genius”

“Didn’t you bring your car?”

“If I’d brought my car I wouldn’t be standing next to you idiot!”

I groaned in exasperation it’s like Brad’s brain had been switched with Craig’s.

Shrugging he lead us to his car, finally! Unlocking it we both got in.

“So you want to get some lunch? I’m starving”

I looked at him like he’d just lost his goddamn mind, food?! That was on his mind right now? Not the fact that he looked like freakin’ Tinkerbell, not to mention me as well!

I shook my head, “no I do not want to get some lunch right now! I want to go home and have a bath, you know get rid of this glitter ambiance going on” I waved my hand over his face.

“Alright then, I’ll drop you home”

He started up the car and drove out the car park, “thank you” I muttered under my breath I hated exploding on Brad like that but sometimes his mind really did wander off to fairy land.

He pulled up in front of my house no one was home I could tell by the empty drive way well apart from my car parked there. I turned to Brad “well thanks…” when he didn’t say anything I stepped out of the car and bounded up the steps to my front door, I couldn’t wait to wash off all this bloomin’ glitter. Opening my door I turned around to wave at Brad but he had already driven off, oh. Shrugging off the feeling of hurt I closed the door and headed straight towards the bathroom.

“I’m on the right track baby! I was born this way!”

Wrapping a towel around my waist I proceeded to strut around my house singing along to the radio, while looking for something to eat… damn maybe I shouldn’t have rejected Brads offer for lunch cause man I’m starving!

Thinking back to it, I think Brad might have been hurt by rejection? Nah, he had to understand that the glitter was as irritating as hell! I mean I’m surprised he didn’t want to get rid of it sooner!

Erasing Brad from my thoughts I continued to raid my cupboards for food, when the doorbell rang.

I looked down at my naked torso and cussed under my breath, damn did someone really have to be at my door right now? Maybe I can ignore them, deciding on doing just that the doorbell rang again and again and again. Till I gave up and swung the front door open, showing no shame in my entire since they wouldn’t just go away.

“What?!” I barked

“Fish!” Brad smiled

Brad?! What was he doing at my door? And what the hell did he mean by fish?

“Fish?” I questioned him, in which he raised a bag

“For lunch”

“Oh right that explains everything…no. Wait, wait that still explains nothing”

“Will you just let me in?”

Rolling my eyes I side stepped a little to let the glitter ball in, seems he didn’t go home to clear up. Well he better not touch anything don’t want it flying off to Neverland…

“Hey! Don’t sit down!” I yelled at him

He looked up at me in confusion, “you’re still a fairy go take a shower” I pointed in the direction of the bathroom.

“Alright fine, I’ll go take a shower if…”

I raised an eyebrow at him, wondering why he was prolonging the need to shower.

“…you join me”

I choked.

Don’t know if you can choke on air, but I did.

“W-what?!” I spluttered out, was he serious? He can’t be serious!

He placed his fish down on the counter and stalked towards me, ok he’s getting a bit to close now!

“Take. A. Shower. With. Me.” He said slowly

“Uh…but I’ve just had one”

“Then have another”

“But I’m glitter free”

He chuckled lightly his breath hitting my bare shoulders in waves

“If that’s the only reason you’re not showering with me, I can easily solve it”

Huh?

He suddenly attacked me, drawing me close to his glitter invested body showering my chest with kisses leaving a patch of glitter in its place when he moved up to my neck and just as hard as mine, bit me.

“Ah…”

My cries of pleasure only encouraged him further and he trailed a hand down my sides while the other gripped the back of my neck his mouth enclosing on my mine in a heated mouth watering kiss.

Oh my god…

Brad…

Wait! He’s supposed to be showering!

with all the strength i could find i pushed him back we were both panting hard

“Damn it Brad! Go have a shower and stop stalling!” i grumbled

stupid idiot he’s always pulling crap like this! it’s not fun to play with my emotions and i doubt he can ever be serious about us. sighing i leaned back against the wall for support while Brad continued to stare at me, not moving.

“why are you still here?!”

Brad pointed at my chest “you’re covered in glitter, which means you need to have a shower…”

looking down i saw that i was indeed sparkling, damn it.

“…with me.”

huh? i snapped my head up quick time. he’s going on about this again why can’t the lazy arse wash his own ass.

“why do you want me in the shower with you?!” i groaned out in frustration he was really hard to understand sometimes

“because i want to feel your hands all over my body of course” he smirked and i almost died.

“Brad.” i looked him dead in the eye

“Alex”

“what the hell did they put in the fish cause your acting stranger than normal”

he laughed at me and proceeded towards me until i was trapped against the wall, great now i’m trapped.

“the fish is fine, why don’t you try some?”

“cause you need to have a shower! and i don’t believe that for a minute! i mean look at you, you’re freaking me out!”

he chuckled lightly resting his head on my shoulder his breath tickling my neck making me shudder  slightly.

“i’ll make you a deal, one game of rock paper scissors if you win i’ll go shower but if you lose…”

i groaned out in annoyance, him and these games! he always cheats anyway.

rolling my eyes i agreed to the dumb game, but in my defence it was only to get him off me.

“rock”

“paper”

“scissors”

“…lizard,Spock!”

Wait? What?!

Lizard?

Spock?

What the fuck?!

i clenched my  fist ready to punch him when he yelled in triumph. excuse me did i miss something?

“i won! yeah bitch, yeah! You know what that means Alex?”

i looked at him stunned, what just happened?

“SHOWER TIME!”

“What?!”

“You lost, Spock vaporizes rock everyone knows that, come on now! this glitter is really irritating”

i looked at him gobsmacked, he cheated! yet again!

“you cheated!”

“how?”

“you said rock, paper, scissors! no Spock or lizard included!”

“aw is someone a sore loser?” he pouted at me, urgh.

“now mush,”

i stood my ground, no way was i entering a shower with him, my shower wasn’t even that big it would definitely be a tight squeeze, bodies touching hands wondering, hair glistening, abs…

“Alex?”

“huh?”  i jumped out of my daze to see Brad had striped down to his boxers and thrown his clothes in a heap on the floor. Jeez that boy was untidy.

“Come on i’ll help you”

he tugged on my towel and i quickly grabbed at it “DUDE!”

he laughed at me like a maniac, “Oh man your face was priceless, but seriously lose the towel and get in the shower i won, you lost, now i want my prize”

“You cheated.”

“says who”

“says me!”

he waved me off and took of his boxers throwing them in the heap with the rest of his clothes and sauntered into the bathroom “i expect you in here with me in 2 minutes before i drag you in here”

i didn’t move. or say anything. only one thing went through my mind at this point.

Damn he has one fine ass.

like really fine.

it should be illegal.

with no will of my own i found myself differing towards the bathroom and pushing the door open to see Brad standing under the shower, wet and glistening from the glitter that was still radiating off him…

he looked so good.

“you just gonna stand there and watch me or get in with me?”

snapping back into reality i realised where i was and turned to leave when Brads voice stopped me.

“Come back here right now and get in this shower with me Alex Christopher Wing

i shivered involuntarily, i just loved when he said my full name it just sounded so sexual when it came out of his mouth…

closing the door i dropped my towel

“now that’s better” Brad appraised me

sighing i got in the shower and his hands instantly went around my waist pulling me to his wet chest, his hands roamed my body and moaned at he feel of it and the water hitting my skin. it felt so good.

“Ah…” i leaned back into Brad’s chest as his hand descended downwards

“I-i thought y-you wanted too w-w-wash ahh…” my sentence was cut short as he gripped me and started stroking me slowly that had me panting like an dehydrated dog.

“i am washing you, every inch of you” he breathed huskily in my ear

i moaned out loud,

ugh this boy will be the death of  me i swear, my head tilting back succumbing to the pleasure…

The end

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